Saturday, June 16, 2007

Confusion says....

Passenger: Ok, after the gate, you turn left.

Driver: huh? Ok...left right?

Passenger: Right.

Driver: Ok Right.

Passenger: No, Turn left not right!

Driver: huh??? So not turn right?

Passenger: No, turn left.

Driver: Ok

Passenger: right.

Driver: Right???

Passenger: nonono, after the gate, turn left!

Driver: huh? wahlau eh say properly leh, left or right??

Passenger: Right!

Driver: Okok!

Passenger: Alamak paiseh paiseh I mean left!!

Driver: CB! Make up your mind leh

Passenger: Quick quick! Reaching the gate already, hurry turn!

Driver: Ah dui! Ok ok so left correct???

Passenger: *thinks*...er...ya, CORRECT.

Driver: Good.

Landrover Passes through gate of military camp...

Driver: eh...what left turn? Where got left turn?

Passenger: Huh? No left turn meh? Alamak...okok I call my superior.

*pause*

Passenger: Oh...camp 2 ah??? We at camp 1!!! Ok ok I tell my driver to hurry go there now.

Driver: !!!!???? Wrong camp ar???

Passenger: Eh...heh heh..ya paiseh...can exit and go camp 2?

Driver: ...how to get out of this camp?

Passenger: hm....okok you see the junction in front? Make a u-turn

Driver: Huh? U turn here ar?

Passenger: Right.

*Driver makes a right turn*

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