Passenger: Ok, after the gate, you turn left.
Driver: huh? Ok...left right?
Passenger: Right.
Driver: Ok Right.
Passenger: No, Turn left not right!
Driver: huh??? So not turn right?
Passenger: No, turn left.
Driver: Ok
Passenger: right.
Driver: Right???
Passenger: nonono, after the gate, turn left!
Driver: huh? wahlau eh say properly leh, left or right??
Passenger: Right!
Driver: Okok!
Passenger: Alamak paiseh paiseh I mean left!!
Driver: CB! Make up your mind leh
Passenger: Quick quick! Reaching the gate already, hurry turn!
Driver: Ah dui! Ok ok so left correct???
Passenger: *thinks*...er...ya, CORRECT.
Driver: Good.
Landrover Passes through gate of military camp...
Driver: eh...what left turn? Where got left turn?
Passenger: Huh? No left turn meh? Alamak...okok I call my superior.
*pause*
Passenger: Oh...camp 2 ah??? We at camp 1!!! Ok ok I tell my driver to hurry go there now.
Driver: !!!!???? Wrong camp ar???
Passenger: Eh...heh heh..ya paiseh...can exit and go camp 2?
Driver: ...how to get out of this camp?
Passenger: hm....okok you see the junction in front? Make a u-turn
Driver: Huh? U turn here ar?
Passenger: Right.
*Driver makes a right turn*
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