Hello.

"HULK BASH!!!! HULK SMASH!!! HULK GONNA GET LAID BEFORE ANDREW DOES!!!"

So I'm bored(yeah, what's nu?)........Bell Service is not as exciting as I thought it would be. The tips are great, I'm not complaining about that, a good day can reap in as much as $20 per bellman.....heehee =D

Anyway, so I started thinking about things(as usual especially when I get bored), and came up with afew interesting reasons as to why I'll prolly never get a date in this lifetime.

Let's have a look at the list of probabilities shall we now? =)

Mystery SOLVED!!!!

Reasons as to why Andrew will prolly never get laid in this lifetime:

1. about 70% of the girls in SG are cheena speaking....something subject ANDREW will prolly find hard to tackle.

2. Out of the 30% of england speaking girls, about 20% are either too old or too young.....leaving poor Andrew with 10% to go for.

3. out of the 10%, 3% are prolly too rich for Andrew to Support....leaving a grand total of 7%.

4. another 3% of them are prolly attached.....we're now down to 4%. =D

5. 2.5% of england speaking gals in SG prolly listen to pop, and is totally disgusted by hiphop and rap.

6. out of the remaining 1.5%, 0.4% are prolly lesbian.

7. Now that's we're down to 1.1% of the girls Andrew can fit into, about 0.6% think Yoyos are for kids cause they're outdated and have not seen newschool play, and prolly won't wanna cause they feel stupid following a guy out to see him play with yayas.

A whooping 0.5% of the population is left for Andrew to tackle....but WAIT......THERE'S MORE!

8. 0.3% could prolly find better dates.

9. 0.1% think of Andrew as a friend.

10. the remaining 0.1% either prefer europeans, hate Andrew's guts, or are joining the catholic churchs and becoming nuns.

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.......I'm that cool =)

Well there's more to elaborate....but I think i'm done insulting myself.....=P

So much for that......think I'll go get ready for work now.

*poof*

Andrew (is less sexy than the incredible hulk) Lim Yikai