Step 2: Find a corner of a building
Step 3: Walk slowly as a road-bicycle swoops in really fast from a corner
Step 4: Ensure cyclist is busy listening to some form of music device and not paying close attention
Step 5: Ensure that cyclist is at your blind spot
Step 6: Turn to notice danger only a split second before the bike comes into contact with you
Step 7: Execute a half-spin and land on your elbow and head, ensure full contact to the road for maximum impact
Step 8: Enjoy
PS: Am now at homw nursing my wound and I have the most annoying strain to my left collarbone and neck, if this persists, I'll probably be making my way to the hospital later on.
7 comments:
Sayang..
holy shit...
when did this happen? is it better now?
Happened yesterday when I was crossing a walkway to visit my godparents, guy came in on a road bicycle really fast and literally flung me off my feet. I'm ok, went to the hospital today to get it checked, just surface wounds, but my neck strain is just seriously in pain and very annoying...
Which needless to say means I'm off! Wish I could go down to visit you guys though, gonna rest well at home and hopefully be able to make it for dinner later tonight.
Cheers and Happy CNY!
Screw these spambots...
Spambots follow the porn addicts.
Congrats!
ya ya!! I dun even "work" and "play" on the same computer loh!
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