Colin's "Morning Run" Alarm...

Runs on:
Batteries

Sounds like:
The emergency siren of a nuclear meltdown (serious)

Lasts for:
Until owner wakes up and turns it off.

Purpose:
To wake Colin up for morning run.

5:30
Alarm goes off
Andrew wakes up instantly.
Colin fast asleep

5:31
Andrew pretends noise doesn't exist
Colin fast asleep

5:32
Andrew sits up, looks over the room to where Colin is
Colin fast asleep

5:33
Andrew lies back in bed, wonders when alarm will stop
Colin fast asleep

5:34
Andrew covers ears
Colin fast asleep

5:35
Andrew tries to ignore siren, closes eyes and starts counting sheep
Colin fast asleep

5:38
Andrew has counted 4,324 sheep, has never counted that many woolly mammals before in his entire life
Colin fast asleep

5:40
Andrew sits up and begins to understand why Colin mentions he needs more than one alarm in his room
Colin continues to prove his point

5:42
Andrew reaches over from his bean-bag make shift mattress and taps Colin's shin ONCE
Colin is startled, and sits up, looks over at his alarm, turns it off and goes back to sleep.

Andrew's Hand vs. Colin's Alarm (YES I know it sounds terribly wrong)
Andrew's Hand - 1, Colin's Alarm - 0

Colin's Morning Run success rate
0%

5:46
Peace and quiet for 4 minutes
Andrew sits up, turns on Laptop, blogs about this.
Colin fast asleep

5:59
Andrew's done blogging
Colin fast asleep

6:00
Andrew about to wrap it up
Alarm Rings Again
Colin fast asleep.

6:01
Andrew looks over at Colin's mattress
Colin fast asleep
Andrew shakes head...clicks "Publish Post"

*Click*